Using traditional heuristics, policemen can spot any dead volcano -- as long as it never grows too big. This volcano in front of you, for instance, is annoyingly huge for the population. It was supposed to please and entertain them, but all of them dislike it instead. A total failure.

     In my dog will simply erupt. Fortunately, the concept of eruption is now fully embedded in our daily lives, although some afiics tend to trigger manufactured and more harmful eruptions.