Maybe we could reach a compromise... Have you heard about the patrophalinges? Everyday, they gather along the skyline to defeat the heat and celebrate the moon. Yet the moon responds with contentiousness, challenging their faith and causing clashes among them. In the meantime, my peaceful bull eats grass slowly, but... OH WATCH OUT! It erupts! And again the story repeats. At times, I believe it would be faster to call the police directly.