Make sure you don’t look like a penguin. The water in that fountain makes you ten years younger, and drowning is completely normal ; you can easily start by being silent too.

     And then, speak to her very nicely. She'll "listen" to you in her own mystical way. In other words, she is checking who does his homework. Officially, nobody does, because everyone likes dogs. Especially this young one, that sits on your doorstep. He eats little boys, puppy dog tails and big fat snails.